How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just invented taco cereal.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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