She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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