If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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