What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize
