DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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