And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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