Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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