Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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