He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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