My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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