I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
do nipples grow back?
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