Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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