And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Boobs are out for the taking
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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