Fuck appropriateness.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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