All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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