All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
