he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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