I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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