I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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