this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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