if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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