Someone shit on the floor
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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