I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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