we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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