The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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