the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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