belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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