lets start a swedish sibling band together
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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