Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Randomize
