I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That reminds me...we need to get swords
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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