I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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