Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Are we still banned from the library?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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