im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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