no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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