You work out of a Hotel?
dude i'm inner monologue high
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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