Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
only you would photoshop your dick
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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