is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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