you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
