It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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