I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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