it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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