who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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