That's when you crack a 10am beer
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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