i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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