i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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