I'm lost and stupid without you.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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