White coat. Heels.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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