trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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