She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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