i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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