You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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