Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Randomize
