I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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