I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
false alarm. still invincible.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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