ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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